(Chorus)-My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of
bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't
see at all And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your
picture on my wall it reminds me that it's not so bad
~verse 1~
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn You must not have got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your
daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm out to be a
father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm-a call her?
I'm-a name her Bonnie.
I read about your uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't
wanthim. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm
your biggestfan. I even got the underground shit that you
did with Scam.
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man.
I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, that shit was fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan.
CHORUS:
My tears gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at
all the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at
all And even if I could it'd all be great, to put your
picture on my wall it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's
not so bad
~verse 2~
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote,
I hope you have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer
fans. If you didn't want to talk to me outside your concert
You didn't have to but you could have signed an autograph
for Matthew. That's my little brother, man. He's only 6
years old. We waited in the blistering cold for you for 4
hours and ya just said no. That's pretty shitty man, you're
like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he
likes you more than I do.
I ain't that mad, but I just don't like bein' lied to.
Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I write you
You would write back. See, I'm just like you in a way.
I never knew my father neither.
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her.
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your songs.
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on.
Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps
when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest.
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds.
It's like adrenaline. The Pain is such a sudden rush for me.
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause
you tell it. My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you
24/7. But she don't know you like I know you, Slim, no one
does. She don't know what it was like for people like us
growing up. You've gotta call me man. I'll be the biggest
fan you'll ever lose. Sincerely yours, Stan. PS: We should
be together too.
CHORUS:
My tears gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at
all the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at
all And even if I could it'd all be great, to put your
picture on my wall it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's
not so bad
~verse 3~
Dear Mr. "I'm too good to call or write my fans"
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass.
It's been six months and still no word. I don't
deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the
addresses on 'em perfect.
So this is my cassette I'm sending you. I hope you hear it.
I'm in the car right now. I'm doing 90 on the freeway.
Hey Slim, "I drank a fifth of vodka, ya dare me to drive?"
You know that song by Phil Collins from "The Air In The
Night"? About that guy who could have saved that other guy
fromdrowning? But didn't? Then Phil saw it all then at his
show he found him? That's kinda how this is. You could have
rescued me fromdrowning. Now it's too late. I'm on a
thousand downers now, I'm drowsy.
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call.
I hope you know I ripped all o' your pictures off the wall.
I love you Slim, we could have been together. Think about
it. You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream
aboutit. And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you
scream aboutit. I hope your conscious eats at you and you
can't breathe withoutme. See Slim, {screaming} shut up
bitch, I'm trying to talk Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend
screaming in the trunk. But I didn't slit her throat, I just
tied her up, see I ain't like you. 'Cause if she suffocates,
she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too. Well, gotta go,
I'm almost at the bridge now. Oh shit, I forgot, how am I
supposed to send this shit out?
{screeching tires, crashing sounds, car splashes into
thewater}
CHORUS:
My tears gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at
all the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at
all And even if I could it'd all be great, but your picture
on my wall it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so
bad
~verse 4~
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just
beenbusy. You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far
along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your
daughter that. And here's an autograph for your brother: I
wrote it on your Starter cap.
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must have missed
you. Don't think I did that shit intentionally, just to diss
you. And what's this shit you said about you like to cut
your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dawg, c'mon,
how fucked up is you? You got some issues, Stan, I think you
need some counselin' To help your ass from bouncin' off the
walls when you get down some.
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other.
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other.
Or maybe you just need to treat her better.
I hope you get to read this letter.
I just hope it reaches you in time.
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'd be doin'
just fine
If you'd relax a little. I'm glad that I inspire you, but
Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want
you as a fan. I just don't want you to do some crazy shit. I
seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made
me sick. Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk and she was pregnant
with his kid And in the car they found a tape but it didn't
say who it was to Come to think about it...his name was...it
was you.
Damn.